Smartest of E'm All

You know... animals are smart. Train them properly, you get dogs that helps enforcers to sniff out drugs and elephants walking on two feet to entertain kids in the circus.

Not to mention those animals with natural born abilities. Like dolphins, one of the few animals that have complex communication among each other like us. Plus, they are the only animal, apart from humans that enjoy pleasure from sex....

So there's some dolphin rapist lurking down there too in the ocean...

Enough of that, and here's another few gifted creatures...

Like this white parrot, where you can train em to screw visitors in the park

and Leng Zhong's cousin... where you can teach them to smoke~

Not forgetting the dearest deer too...

What they have to offer you ask...? Well, deers are actually very complex herbivores. Though they don't chew and vomit out their food like cows ( cuz they have manners... ), they're actually one very sociable creatures like other domestic pets...

..getting together like one big family, watching upon each other's back from predators...

..and they even know how to take care of themselves. No need for us to bath them..

They're friendly too, open enough to socialize with us humans..

....

Plus, if you know how to do some sweet talking with them..

They might even volunteer themselves to give you a nice BJ....

Payne's a Pain

After weeks of waiting, I finally got myself to the screens and watch Max Payne :)

And the few weeks of anticipation had actually led me to an hour and a half of dissapointment. Not sure whether I had too much of expectations due to the game, but its not like what most of the fans actually wanted....

Storyline's altered.. That's understandable. You can't expect one full hour of mere shooting only don't you... But the thing is, it made the whole thing a lil boring though there's a lil suspense in it. Just a lil....

And its more like a thriller than an action pack genre

Plus, not much used of the trademark bullet-time either... with a very simple ending. A shoot to the chest, with slow mo bullet time effects... thats it. The old man's dead...

After all, he's just an old man. What you think he can do..?

There's a sequel coming if you see the endings. And its the old woman this time... lol... Plus one Russian gay if its according to the game.

But by then there won't be much anticipation already ya... After the first movie...

And Natasha Sax was red hot...

Pre-Heaven & Hell

Finally... Im back!! And free..!!

My.. never had I felt so relieved since the start of this sem lol... There's more to come though. So can't be too relaxed and happy yet. Sigh...

Still, we have a week's break now. So we do need to ease ourselves... let go of everything... have a piece of our mind... then get going again.

Seriously, I do wish to see the last of this....

hell...

But more of this....

Garden of Eden

And even this....

Nightlife~

Speaking of that, Im watching Max Payne tomorrow. Anybody interested? Tickets on me. Do call me before 1pm. But I guess it would be too late by the time you guys see this ya. Haha..

And Happy Deepavali!!

More updates to come...

Just Mocking

Hardly had I been spending my time online nowadays. Coming next two days is the MOCK exam. Where everyone would be mocking the papers for few days...

And as usual... Library's pack.

Haven't been sleeping well the last few days either. Probably due to stress. But I can sleep very well in the evening though. Hmm.. a change in my biological clock perhaps. Turning nocturnal like Batman.

Whatever it is...

Im studying now... and then. Preparing myself for only two papers and put one aside to be flunged. Only to be put on focus after the I mock the MOCK... as there's only a week or so left. Not enough time.

And I wonder how I fair on Rozi's paper tomorrow... Hopefully what she said today didn't turn out hitting on me.

So I won't be frequently updating my posts within this period... Even if there is, it would be some short meaningless post like the few previous ones.

Hopefully after MOCK things would be back normal. After all, a week worth of holiday is right after the exam. And plans for a BBQ right after MOCK had been installed... where Rashaad wants his Tony Roma's too...

And me....

I felt like booking a chalet up there at Cameron Highlands for a week to have a peace of my mind. Far far away from everyone.

Again, you can call me anti-social if you want too...


Feel free

Kryptonite

Clark Kent's afraid of my car....~

Toast

By the way, for those of you who were still wondering. I haven't actually graduated yet. Just got a mere qualification last week on that graduation. CAT that is... and there's one more to go... ACCA, Association of Chartered Corrupted Accountants...

And now, a toast to those who sail through...!

Suppose to be a nice red wine, but cheers nwayz!

Yea, I know. i didn't look like Im celebrating in there. Its just one of the candid pics taken during my night hang out with one of my buddy at Rainforest.

And seeing those beers...

Do you know why its not advisable to drink so much till your world spins...?

.......

Cuz you'll be drunk......

Friday's Share

Long time no blog for me...

How was Raya..? Great....? Its kinda brief for me though. With less than a half week's break. And today is already my second day of class since.

So there's nothing much to do... But friends have plenty of agendas. Port Dickson.. M.O.S.. but I wasn't into one. So anti social of me... lol. Can't blame, got last minute duties.... and its not what I've wanted.

So... while everyone's having their lemang and kuih rayas...

I suck lemons~

Went to Friday's... but not on Friday. And its my first time lol. Another jakun excitement for me..!! Cuz there's no Friday's back in my hometown KK kay mind you...

Anyway, food's good....

I had a blackened chicken alfredo~

with ice-cream and chips for dessert...

And was with my friends. Buddies from hometown. Also first time jakuns there... So it was like a party for us. Plus, its raya. A day of forgiveness and sharing...

Yes, sharing and ohh no you don't... that's mine!

Yee about to smack me with a guitar... threatening me to share

And hell no Im sharing. ...so I eventually got the bashing from her. And she later feast on my food while I was down dead...

together with elle~

..............

...

Woke up the next morning and found myself flat on the floor. With my wallet empty. Bills been settled. And the two's gone... what a night.

And its all for not sharing during raya...

Raya's today

To all my Muslim friends...

SELAMAT HARI RAYA....! :)